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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,761stLargest Publishing Industry: 23,096thMost Valuable International Artwork: 25,396th
The Republic of
Father Knows Best State
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Civil Rights
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Economy
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Political Freedom
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Oulu FIN

Population868 million

Currencyeuro
Animalbrown bear

The Republic of Oulu FIN is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, keen interest in outer space, and digital currency. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 868 million Oulu FINians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.3%.

The strong Oulu FINian economy, worth 45.4 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 52,315 euros, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Oulu FIN's radio stations, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace', search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards, and laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oulu FIN's national animal is the brown bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Oulu FIN is ranked 107,683rd in the world and 563rd in Aerospace for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,213.35 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,761stTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 23,096thMost Valuable International Artwork: 25,396th
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 14th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 17th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 18th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 21st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 24th in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 37th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 41st in the regionMost Avoided: 46th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Oulu FIN, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts.
  • : Following new legislation in Oulu FIN, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards.
  • : Following new legislation in Oulu FIN, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace'.
  • : Following new legislation in Oulu FIN, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Oulu FIN's radio stations.
  • : Following new legislation in Oulu FIN, scientists are not permitted to ask questions.
  • : Oulu FIN was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Oulu FIN, concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas".
  • : Following new legislation in Oulu FIN, voting is voluntary.
  • : Following new legislation in Oulu FIN, kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named".
  • : Following new legislation in Oulu FIN, frustrated women are overjoyed at the provision of communal washing machines.

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